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kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close

kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close

nippletowns:

when u go out to eat with ur friends and have no money

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wardenblues:

Cat: *whiny meow*

Me: *imitates sarcastically*

grumpysalmon:

*gets hit by a car* good

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered

dw:

my life: 0/10 would not recommend

468k:

unfollowing a mutual who unfollowed you first

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