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grumpysalmon:

*gets hit by a car* good

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered

dw:

my life: 0/10 would not recommend

468k:

unfollowing a mutual who unfollowed you first

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counterpunches:

literally just a clip of ravers dancing at a music festival, but with the rave music taken out and Benny Hill music put in x

jewishsanta:

whenever you buy food you are making the conscious decision to turn your money into poop

cyberfricking:

when u type ;) instead of :)
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faboratory:

or maybe just..„,
you know„,..
check if you have a child.,????

faboratory:

or maybe just..„,

you know„,..

check if you have a child.,????